Hi everyone, I’m a stand-up comedian and recovering heroin addict who loves Huevos Rancheros and NBA basketball. I’ve done some comedy festivals and I was on a bunch of episodes of Quakes House on Kevin Hart’s SiriusXM channel for some reason. My jokes have been heard on Audible but I forgot the name of the show. A few years ago I did this thing called Comedy Time TV that featured my jokes on some sort of Hulu mobile app or something? A little while ago I did a thing for Dry Bar Comedy and had lots of fun reading a billion insane comments from angry Bible moms in homemade pants. I don’t know if any of this is actually important, these are just the things comics put in our bios for some reason. We’re also supposed to write it in the third person but I refuse to continue doing that.